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Fat Cat Doesn’t Fit Through Kitty Door

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Here’s one tubby feline that has a hard time getting through the cat flap. This makes me wonder if someone out there makes kitty-cat weightloss pills ? Hey, I’ve seen a doggie treadmill, so stranger things have been sold. The sad thing is that the owners of this cat know that it is too fat to fit through the door. I hope that they put him on a kitty diet or at least install a bigger kitty door (maybe a small doggie door is called for ?).

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My Kitty Is Emo

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Hangovers Cured By Kitties?

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‘Course not. Though that would be mighty interesting, they have no power to cure the beating of drums in my head. I tested this theory by doing the following things: 1. Get drunk. Dead drunk. Drunk enough to sleep with a quadriplegic. funny-pictures-your-cat-is-drunk-dialing-you

2. Wake up the next morning/Get out of bed in the morning, gently storing sleeping quadriplegic in closet. 3. Take a bath in kitties.(Bad results, turns out, they don’t like soap!)
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4. Rub kitties all over my face in efforts to absorb their kitty…jedi powers..
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Well..that doesn’t work either. I reach for a cup of coffee(black, like the way I like my tires) and bring it to my face…only to be met with two kitties…staring at me…so cute…
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Guess I will never find a way for kitties to cure my headache, even though they DO have a cure for Herpes. Trust me, I have used them quite enough. Only thing left to do is go curl up in bed at the fetal position and watch Rosie O’Donnell make a fool out of herself. Second hand, naw…That would probably make me want to kill myself.

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